What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:33
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Measles leaves children vulnerable to other diseases for years - Our World in Data
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
So they tried
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Is Tinder the best dating app?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks